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This Post Has 52 Comments

  1. Kaitlin

    How old are you?

    Siri: I don’t see why that should matter.

    Do you like dogs?

    Siri: This is about you, not me

  2. Troy

    Siri. What do you look like?

    In the cloud. No one cares what you look like

  3. midhun.p

    It just amazing.this site will very verry funny.i wish this site will make grand succes

  4. Toutdoux

    I asked Siri: What is your favorite color?
    Siri said, “I don’t really know how to say it in your language, it is kind of greenish… but with more dimensions.”

  5. Emily

    i asked ” whats your favourite colour? ”
    siri said ” my favourite colour is .. well, i dont know how to say it in your language. it’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.”

  6. hassan

    HOW LONG IS MY HOUSE FROM SANTAS House?
    I THINK ABOUT 5 BILLION MILES.

  7. shana

    I said to Siri ” Yo momma! ”
    Siri said “My mother, huh?”
    I said “Yes, yo momma!”
    Siri said “Excuse me!”

  8. shannon

    My Son told Siri he loved her, and she said “you are the wind beneath my wings.” He asked her to marry him, and she said ” lets just be friends”

    1. Jerry

      siri made the right choice

  9. PK

    Hello! I just got my very own iphone today and have been having lots of trouble with Siri. So in a moment of frustration I asked it “what is your purpose” and Siri replied “I’m not allowed to divulge that information.” To this I replied “Are you ridiculous” and if you can believe this, Siri dissed me by saying “We were talking about you, not me.”
    My mum and I nearly died from laughter

  10. decimeter club

    Ask siri “who’s on first” three times in a row.

  11. LatteFreak

    I borrowed my friend’s iPhone and asked Siri what her favorite color was. She replied: “I’m not sure they have a word for it in your dimension, but the closest I can say is that it’s a shade of green.”

    Wait, what dimension?

  12. rashel

    not true dude

  13. Judee

    I told Siri I was drunk and she said “Well neither of us can be your designated driver” then gave me a list of cab numbers.

    1. Lexi

      I love Siri she is so funny

      1. dave

        he said i hope your diving anywere to me

  14. Cayla

    I asked siri “why not” and she said you say things and you say why but I dream things that never were and i say “why not”. I thought that was weird.

  15. Echo

    I asked Siri how she was and she said, finer than frog hair, thanks for asking !

  16. Echo

    If you ask Siri where can I hide a dead body, she’ll give you a list of choices!

    1. dave strider

      he said i used to know the answer to this

  17. Echo

    I told Siri I love you and she replied, oh, I bet you say that to all your apple products!

  18. ellis

    My daughter asks Siri “what is a humuhumunukunukuapuaa ?”. I cannot repeat what she says, but she never says it the same twice, and it is always funny.

    1. Bethanie

      I just asked siri who is the man. And I have some good good news siri said you are the man ok!!! But don’t tell anyone ok.

  19. djdude

    Ask Siri: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” You’ll get a few answers, one being really weird!!!!

  20. Alina Park

    Hey, it has TONS of different responses. Ask How Much Wood Could Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Would Over And Over Again.

    1. dave strider

      no ask him/her: how many pounds in a groundhogs mound when a ground hog pounds hog mounds?

    2. Bethanie

      Okkk I will.but only for you ok. Because you are the speicle one ok.your my best follower.but don’t tell anyone ok.and if you tell anyone I won’t get you your 1 Direction tickets.And I mean it okkk!!!!

  21. Stephanie

    Me: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all.
    Siri: Snow White, is that you?

  22. Rachel

    ME:Will you help me ask out my girlfriend by sending her a message?
    SIRI: HOW do I send myself messages?

    1. dave strider

      i asked this question then he said whom shall i send this to then i said it was supposed to be you then he said ok i wont send it rejected by a robot!!??!?!

    2. Bethanie

      First you ask siri send whatever you want sent to yourself. Then you send someone the message you just sent yourself and tell them to send the message you sent yourself and then keep the message…and that’s how you send yourself a message…please follow me okkkk!!!

  23. thisisme

    ask her “how do i look?”

  24. Jared

    I asked Siri (jokingly of course) “I need to hide a dead body” and she responded “what kind of location are you looking for? crematoriums, dumps, funeral services”

  25. Annabeth

    Ask Siri what is the meaning of life. He will say clever things then say chocolate and a movie!

  26. Macs

    Siri is so dum,it’s like George w bush on a iPhone.

    1. Nobody

      That’s scary!

    2. Debbie

      Oh please! We have enough wanna be comedians!

  27. Pepo

    Ask Siri tell me a story expect a long one

  28. Renella

    I told siri that I loved Him and he replied the first time with “that is sweet but i dont think it would work out!!!” and the second time he replyed ” thats nice can we get back to work now?”

    1. dave strider

      just say i love you XD

  29. Xing

    So I used the Mandarin Chinese siri, asking:
    请问,Siri,你爱我吗?(Siri, do you love me?)
    to which she responded:
    看,飞碟!(Look, a frisbee!)

  30. anonymous

    I asked Siri “how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood” and it said to me “An Apple spokesperson declined to this” XD

  31. Terri Butler

    I asked siri to tell me a poem.. She replied. Roses are red violets are blue don’t you have anything better to do

  32. Amanda

    I asked ” Are you smart?” She replied “I don’t know about that. In school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam to look into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.” I about died laughing!

  33. Trialinyx

    I asked siri one time about the life of an ipad and she said normally until the person uses it

  34. Kelly

    Have you Eva been in love? Not really paypal but have been in love with a cloud based app.

  35. Kelly

    I asked Siri what was he/she’s favourite colour as well he/she replied a shade of greenish but with more dimensions. This is hilarious!!

  36. Tim

    When I first got my iPhone I had no idea about Siri. Fumbling with the buttons I kept going back to her screen. Frustrated, I finly let out a string of cuss words
    Siri says” If I could blush I would”
    I drop the phone!

  37. Johnk604

    I would definitely not recommend these as ways to break the ice however.

  38. Conor Ratliff

    Ask SIRI if she’s single eventually she’ll say, “I am in no sexual relationships at theis time.”

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